Hershey’s Kisses
Did you know that Hershey’s Kisses now have sayings on the little white strip of paper? Before it just said, “Hershey’s Kiss,” but now it says stuff like, “Good Looking,” “Cheer Up,” and “Let’s Go Out.”
Reminds me of the taco sauce packets at Taco Bell.
Weird!
Tony Danza defined

I was reading somewhere, on some entertainment blog I guess, that said Tony Danza was famous for more than acting and the such. He’s actually defined at urbandictionary.com. I personally think definition #3 is more on par with what I would say/do.
“Last night I Tony Danzaed my woman!”
LOL!
Go Stars!
That’s pretty much all I can say on that topic. Having a commanding 3-0 lead in the playoff series is quite a benefit but by no means insurmountable. It does put more pressure on the team with the “0″ part of the series count which makes them more dangerous to an extent.
There were some close shots on both ends of the ice that could have easily made it a Sharks win (or Stars win) in regulation.
One gripe…Hagman should have pulled it to his backhand and then back to his forehand for the penalty shot. Why the hell he tried to score on a weaker shot (the backhand lift) is beyond me! I think he realized his mistake once he was looking back at the net to see Nabokov flicking him the finger and saying, “Who’s your daddy, bitch!?”
If they’d listen to me yelling at the TV and they’d win it way easier than they are making it!
Game 4 tonight. Why the hell one home game for the Stars is played at 6:30pm and the next (back-to-back, in fact) is 8:00pm. Must be giving those hockey fanatics like myself who want to watch all the games time to catch those others on Versus.
Oh well, I’m a statue at 8:00pm tonight!
GO STARS!
Since the Mav’s sucked Hornet nads and are what we in Dallas typically call…
LOSERS!
Grand Theft Auto IV
I quote from an article at GuideLive.com that I thought was funny to start as it did. Click here for the entire article until it expires.
Eight hours into Grand Theft Auto IV (Rockstar Games, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, $59.99), I’ve stolen 17 cars, run over 20 people and killed another 15 (some of whom had it coming). I’ve shaken down a couple of store owners and beaten up an old lady. I’ve driven while drunk and, perhaps worse, while talking on a cell phone.
The only critique I have for this game is that the bastards didn’t make a PS2 version for the cheap bitches like myself who have not yet upgraded to the PS3 or really want to spend the money to do so!
Bastards! Bastards! Bastards…but the game sounds awesome! I still play San Andreas, Liberty City Stories and even Vice City now and again because they were(are) such kick ass games.
Oh well…I wait and see if the wifey will let me purchase a PS3 otherwise I will live vicariously through others or play on their machines when I get the chance…if I ever do.
Beauty and the Geek
So, there is this “extreme sports” girl on the show Beauty and the Geek. She’s actually pretty hot and I think I could find it in my heart to allow her some personal time with me after I’m done with Natalie Portman or Jessica Biel.
Anyway, her name is Leticia something…I can’t remember her last name at the time of my typing this. Here is a picture to enjoy…click the links below it to see some “better” pictures.

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Your Dallas Stars!!!!!
Stars – 3, Sharks – 0
The Dallas Stars are kicking butt. Just like they did in round one against the Anaheim Ducks. Hopefully, they won’t need to win in five but instead can do it in four.
After last night’s game (other than the first goal), Dallas may just be able to go all the way. They started off a little slow and sloppy but played way better in the subsequent minutes and periods. If they would just play with the tenacity, heart and desire like that all the time they wouldn’t make a loyal (occasionally bitter) fan worry so much while watching these games. Oh well, I guess that’s hockey!
GO STARS!
Dallas Stars are in to round two!
Well, I’ll be…a regular “miracle on ice” happened the other night.
I wasn’t so positive that they would pull off a win the way they weren’t scoring on the MANY, MANY scoring opportunities the Ducks were giving up. The Ducks were almost putting the puck on a silver platter for the Stars to shove it down their throats for goals. Not to mention that Anaheim scored first on a very flaky goal that Turco should never have let in — although those are the types of goals he’s ALWAYS let in.
So, off to round two against either the Calgary Flames or the San Jose Sharks. We’ll find out which after their game seven tonight.
GO STARS!
In the news 04/22/2008
Saw this news story on the DallasNews.com. I’m sure the link will expire but the gist of what I saw in the article that really bothered me is the last sentence…
His salary was $20,670, school officials said.
Since they didn’t give any details on why this guy quit his job, my assumption would be because of the shitty pay! I mean come on, $20k for being responsible for a school’s entire computer network and equipment??!?? That’s like those “photographers” on Craigslist asking models to pose for TFCD (trade for CD) which basically means do it for FREE!
Oh well! I move on…

